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Mar 05

My Workout For Monday March 04

I earned 151 points for my workout on Fitocracy!

• Light Walking (secondary e.g. commute, on the job, etc) +11 pts

  • 0:45:00 (+11 pts)

• Ashtanga +140 pts

  • 0:30:00 (+140 pts)

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Feb 27

themacandcheesefiles:

Calling all gluttons for punishment:

Cajun Shrimp Mac and Cheese. Courtesy of the Brown Eyed Baker. Be right back, I have to go tell this person (whom I don’t know) that I heart them. Big time.

Click on the pic and heart them along with me.

Yum!

Feb 25

My Workout For Monday February 25

I earned 242 points for my workout on Fitocracy!

• Cycling +14 pts

  • 0:10:00 || flat (+14 pts)

• Light Walking (secondary e.g. commute, on the job, etc) +10 pts

  • 0:40:00 (+10 pts)

• Elliptical Trainer +218 pts

  • 0:40:00 || Broke a Sweat (+218 pts)

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Feb 24

My Workout For Sunday February 24

I earned 419 points for my workout on Fitocracy!

• Lat Pulldown +21 pts

  • 20 lb x 30 reps (+21 pts)

• Glute Kickback +13 pts

  • 30 lb x 15 reps (+13 pts)

• Seated Leg Curl +14 pts

  • 20 lb x 30 reps (+14 pts)

• Leg Extensions +15 pts

  • 30 lb x 30 reps (+15 pts)

• Seated Hamstring Stretch +5 pts

  • 0:00:10 (+5 pts)

• Machine Chest Fly (Pec Deck) +13 pts

  • 10 lb x 35 reps (+13 pts)

• Body Weight Squat +21 pts

  • 25 reps (+21 pts)

• Hula Hooping +33 pts

  • 0:20:00 || Easy (+33 pts)

• Seated Cable Row +30 pts

  • 20 lb x 30 reps (+30 pts)

• Machine Bicep Curls +14 pts

  • 20 lb x 30 reps (+14 pts)

• Elliptical Trainer +240 pts

  • 1:00:00 || Easy (+240 pts)

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Nov 22

Thankful to have someone join me in my morning crabbiness and actually understands it.

Nov 15

Henry, age 8, watches Forrest Gump.

• Henry: Wow, he doesn't use commas when he talks.
• Henry: Is Tom Hanks handicapped in real life?
• Henry: Their house is huge.
• Henry: I can't believe Elvis stole his moves, gave him no credit. Not cool.
• Henry: Is he going to sit on that bench and tell this story for the whole movie?
• Henry: His braces broke off his legs and he's a normal kid, running? He just left Jenny? Shouldn't he be tired of running?
• Henry: Oh man he joins the ARMY!? WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT!?
• Henry: This Bubba guy is awesome, but he's gonna die. In every army movie the first friend the main character meets, dies. Poor Bubba's gonna die.
• Henry: Oh my god, I love Bubba and this shrimp stuff.
• Henry: Jenny is in Playboy? Is this a stripper show? She's totally a stripper.
• Henry: Jenny you can't outrun a bullet. She told him to run.
• Henry: YES. WAR SCENES. FINALLY. Why doesn't Forrest have the cool gun?
• Henry: Man, Vietnam would have been fun... until you had to go out and fight and die.
• Henry: His platoon leader is just like my teacher. "Sit down. Shut up."
• Henry: I love Bubba.
• Henry: I love how Forrest talks.
• Henry: OH NO JENNY IS A HIPPIE.
• Henry: Knew it. Is Bubba dead?
• Henry: Was Forrest the only one who made it out, standing? Hey, this is what you have to do in Call of Duty. When you're being carried out, you need to pull out a handgun.
• Henry: Oh Bubba isn't good. Man. I knew it. He died. Everyone's best friend always gets shot.
• Henry: Why would lieutant Dan rather be dead than get prosthetics? That's dumb.
• [Sal walks in]
• Sal: Do hippies work? At all?
• Henry: Dick Clark was so young then. He's old now. He's dead.
• Henry: Jenny is so stupid.
• Henry: Wait. BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP?!?! IS THIS A TRUE STORY?!
• Sal: I like that the Apple symbol used to be rainbow.
• Henry: I'd never cut grass for free.
• Sal: Jenny is a mess.
• Henry: Jenny is a mess.
• Henry: He's going to be really depressed now.
• Sal: Jenny is terrible.
• Henry: "His daddy's name is Forrest? Just like me?" He's an idiot.
• Henry: Is it over? I want to know more about his cute little kid.
• Sal: SEQUEL. That's my new favorite movie.

Aug 30

The demise of the black suit must arrive!

Why can’t everyday be a toga party?

thedisillusionists:

WTF?!! “Dead”? Never seen that before. Attack of the parking meters!

Apr 11

 Alejandro is still obsessed with the garden hose…….

Feb 11

Last night was fabulous, but I left all the routine stuff for tonight. hmmmm a personal assistant would be a wise choice. This ad could be interesting.